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Star Wars: Lo Mein

2015-12-02 13:34:47 by tormented-soul

Whoa. 15 years today I made a silly little Star Wars parody called Lo Mein.

I was pretty hated on NG at the time for introducing nude celebrity dress up dolls into the culture. Britney Dress Up was consistently at the top of the Portal ranks, much to the dismay of 'real' animators (and myself.) So I set out to try my hand at a movie.

What resulted was this flash that was part Seinfeld, part Space Balls and all about the gay. It's still evident that I had no idea what I was doing but Tom really liked it and got other people to notice. I still appreciate him pimping it the way he did.

A sequel followed that was kinda rushed but did OK as well.

THEN, 10 years ago, a third installment was to be released. Unfortunately, the files were lost in a hard drive crash and they weren't backed up anywhere. I didn't have the energy to go back from scratch and just let it die.

HOWEVER, one scene survived... in an old email. And it features TOM FULP as Yoda. Here's what almost was.

e: YT link in case you're on a mobile.

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Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1 Medal Stats.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot Medal Stats.
Baby Steps 5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time. Medal Stats.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie. Medal Stats.
Strong Armed 10 Points Get punched by a banana Medal Stats.
Novice 5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft) Medal Stats.
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep Medal Stats.
Acupuncture 5 Points Get skewered on spikes Medal Stats.
Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba Medal Stats.
Gold Star 5 Points Launch the Turtle Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 6 different games.)